This is totally random, unimportant, and unrelated to anything, but today I decided that I am never using my toaster again. I was cooking some grilled cheese sandwiches for the kids, and I didn’t really want one, but I was a little hungry. I decided to make some toast, but the toaster was buried under the cutting board and sandwich stuff (we have zero counter space).

I said to hell with it, sliced off a piece of bread, spread a little butter on it and threw it in the frying pan. OMG it was DIVINE!!! In all my life, I had never eaten pan-toasted bread. And now I never want to use the toaster again. I was in awe of the toast.

Guys, I’m 30 years old, and today I stood in awe of toast.

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